i’m zoe without the y. i love writing everything except ‘about me’ bios. some notable red flags:
one time i went viral for literal burning trash
born & raised in new england so i therefore
love tom brady (this one deserved its own bullet point)
know every single word to all too well (the 10 minute version)
will use fighting words over the oxford comma
& if none of that scares you away, i’m sure we can find something that does. let’s chat.